Zagat recently approached Aaron Butler for an interview. They gave him a list of drinks, and wanted to know what he felt these drinks "say" about the person ordering them. Unimaginative, yes, but we had some funny answers most of which were not appropriate for the geriatrics that still read Zagat. Here we go.
rum and coke: "I'm unoriginal"
long island iced tea: "I want to get pregnant"
gimlet: "I'm married, in town for a conference, and this is my friend Krsytal"
dirty martini: "I only pretend to like martinis"
mojito: "If I drink enough of these, I'll feel like I'm on vacation"
vodka tonic/soda: "I think I'm fat"
margarita: "My bartender doesn't know what a mojito is"
obscure 1920s cocktail requiring 12 ingredients: "I love cocktails, and hate bartenders / I am a bartender"
beer: "I work for a food review publication that has run out of fresh material"
Old Fashioned. "If I drink enough of these, you will look like Christina Hendricks"
sex on the beach: "You should probably look at my ID again"
